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That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.
"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "
Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?
Jonah Boner helped me today.
When a young woman lefts her legs over her head while getting boned
a sad kid at a melbourne school and is a valorant kid
Girl: hey daniel Boner, why is there a noose around your head?
The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.
Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.
A boner that will not go away until it is rubbed out. A very stubborn Boner.
"Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."
The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.