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one who pretends to be interested in the same topics as everyone else just to be included in a group
no example cause i'm lazy
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A non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:
4 Parts Arnold Palmer Tea
1 Part Organic Honey infused with Hashwax
Dude A: What did you say this was
Dude 2: It's a California Car-Bomb!
30 minutes later:
Dude A: I think i just defecated myself.
Dude 2: Most unparliamentary behavior Rutherford.
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Finals Study drink: when one takes a bottle of vault and puts it in a mug, then drops in a shot glass full of 5 hour energy and chugs.
Person 1: Fack! I have 7 finals tomorrow and NOBODY has any adderall left!
Person 2: easy chief! try an Electric Car Bomb. that shit will stop your heart!
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When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.
" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"
"Sure, does your mom want one too"
" of course!"
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When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.
Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"
Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"
Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."
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Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.
"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"
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When a rapist waits in a car parked in a dark parking lot. So when the driver enters the car they gets a raped.
My dome light is dead. I need to get that fixed, cause I'm always afraid of getting car-raped after work.
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