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States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.
I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.
A kind of edging wherein one pushes themself to 99% of an orgasm and maintains that state for a prolonged period of time.
I was red lighting for so long last night that I came at a woman’s touch.
Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.
'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
The well-written protagonist of the anime/manga thriller Death Note where he recieved a book capable of killing others with just their name and face. Ruthless, clever, and dedicated to his goals, Light occasionally uses brilliant schemes to get out of difficult situations, resulting in a massive fanbase. However, he is a bit of a fumbling troll, getting defeated despite having 2 magic books, 2 gods of death, and a cute simp girl on his side.
Dave: I can't imagine a world without Light Yagami.
Anna: Yes, that would be dark.
He is hot, cool and intelligent.
God of the New World.
Light Yagami : I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!
the yellow lights on a car BMW drivers don't know the use for. they're made to let others know when you're about to change lanes or go into a corner
Audi driver: You fucking dick sucking cunt use your signal lights
BMW driver: use psychic powers you Audi driving fag