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Lumber Nuts

hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.

Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."

by Bandana Raburn September 14, 2011


riding the nut

Driving your car around the city with your spare.

Megan's car caught a flat and now she is riding the nut.

by Keesemack June 22, 2008


Trophy Nut

Getting to fuck someone you've had a burning desire to fuck for any period of time.

Gary: "Did you get to sleep with Amy last night?"
Eric: "Hell yeah! Been wanting to do this for so goddamn long. It's one hell of a trophy nut."

by jmk8646 March 10, 2019


Stop Nutting

It's when you are really erect and you go to jizz all up in her face and when you do it's a really big load and she keeps begging you stop over and over but you just keep going.

She screamed at me please "stop nutting"

by Jacco69bignut September 24, 2017


Rusty nut

Rusty nut: (noun)1. Primarily sexual in reference, a rusty nut is the condition of a scrotum that has been made red either due to slapping or some other form of trauma to the scrotal region.
2. Alternatively, rusty nut is a derogatory term referring to a man with red hair.

- (1)The ol’ lady got a little rough and really gave me a rusty nut.
- (2) Rusty Nuts O’Flannigan drinks Guinness by the gallon.

by TheYard July 17, 2018


Nut Nest

An anatomical location on the human body that denotes their genitalia OR a digital location of a person's personal pornographic collection, usually hidden in a labyrinth of illegitimately named folders upon the desktop or favorited tabs.

1) My finger tips felt the radiating heat from between her legs, most likely originating from her nut nest.
2) My younger sibling was appalled and aroused when he found my nut nest on my laptop.

by ItsKeith July 9, 2017


Ape Nuts

Combined form of going nuts (as in crazy) to the extent you do silly things, like an ape, monkey or other primate.

After being shot down for the thirtieth time in one week, John began to go ape nuts and shouted out things he didn't like in other people as a retort.

by jclovis3 March 28, 2017