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Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!
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An animated comedy show which, although would not have existed without the heavy influence of The Simpsons, has now arguably stolen the mantle of funniest and most popular cartoon in recent years. It's more adult themes and randomn non-sequiteurs seems to have caught the imagination of a younger, more sophisticated Simpsons-weary generation. Less obtuse and sweary than South Park, which also appears to have had it's day.
"Family Guy is the Simpsons for the new Millennium"
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probably the rudest guys you will ever meet. prefer skeezy clubs to parties, and prefer skanky ass jersey girls to classy women. can be seen in a wife beater and sideburns at any time of the year.
"he's a jersey guy....you dont wanna touch that."
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Greatest show ever.
They were cancelled by FOX because of the episode where Peter "needs a Jew". The Jewish community got pissed and filed a lawsuit or something. Then the DVD sales were SOO fantastic, they were like screw you. We want money. So the show started up again.
God bless DVDs.
Family Guy!
Brian: You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
Lois: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.
Brian: Is that healthy?
Lois: What's the worst that could happen?
Peter: inside Lois' head I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!
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you all or y'all (why hasn't this been set straight in English?)
yous guys come over here and let me show you how to use that wrench..
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Not to be mistaken with pussy emo kids, scene guys are far more hardcore. Usually spotted at night wondering the streets downtown or standing in line for a hardcore show at the run-down venue down the street. They do not cut their wrists, however, gore may be a total turn on for these deranged scenesters. Now aka "Trashy Scene Kids". Guys usually wear black or gray skinny jeans with rips or holes, slip on vans that look like they've been worn for 3 years, and metal/hardcore band tees. You are NOT scene if you live straight-edge. The scene is all about living hardcore and just not giving a fuck. Scene guys may come off as total assholes, but it's mostly sarcasm. Hair is usually jet black and stringy thin at the ends with intense spikes covering the top of the head. Bangs in the eyes, usually straight down or slightly tapered to the side. (Remember, if your bangs are covering one eye, you're an emo). The back is usually some-what longer than the front to give a mullet look. Some guys choose to wear extensions down to their shoulders. Any longer is just gay. Though they may look like the undead or zombies, they are not emo. Cigs are a must. You're not a scene kid if you don't smoke cigs.<br>
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A scene guy looks like he was ripped straight from the 90's by mutilated zombies and infected with the t-virus, with a sense of trashy fashion and class, that is.
Random Person: "Go cut yourself ya emo faggot!"
Scenester: "Just wait til you wake up to me standing next to you holding your bottom jaw in my hands..."
Brutal.
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A man that follows the current stereotypical, modern day gangster character suit by accessorizing himself with a car that costs more than an average home. The car is normally raised to an obnoxious height similar to a 4X4 truck.
That car is huge, must be a D-Guy
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