Phone Bot

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.

This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????

Sound Phone

A cell phone that only is used to record sounds and work as an alarm clock.

The Lil kid has a sound phone to remind him to get up in the morning.

phone tease

@ellablairr

she’s white county’s biggest phone tease

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

bless yo sneaky link phone day

bless your sneaky link phone

“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone”