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A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
While visiting a friend or relative or even attending a party, one elects to use the most accessible bathroom possible and completely decimate and destroy it with a monster dump. This is usually followed by a response of "Thanks man," "Comon," "Asshole, " or "Way to Fucking Go!"
Dave decided to take a huge one at the party last night and crippled the bathroom.
a stupid fucking gay ass piece of shit emo band that sucks big black hairy balls. AKA josh gilman and sydney ingram the worst band EVER!!! blink 182 also emo band also sucks big fat wang. you may think its punk but its just shitty fucking lyrics and gay fucking music by stupid 17-year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.
fuck emo!!
fuck it in the ear!!
emo isn't music
if you spun richard simmons AROUND 300 TIMES AND FUCKED HIM IN THE PEE-HOLE TAKING BACK SUNDAY WOULD BE YOUR LOVE CHILD
Code expression for getting the girl (or guy) you brought home last night to leave. Often used so that the subject does not know they are being talked about.
Joe laying in bed next to girl yells through wall- "Yo, we need to take out the trash"
Bob yells back- "Mine took itself out this morning."
"stick that in your pipe and smoke it" in other words..."take that you fool!"
I'm gonna serve you...so take this god and shove it!
A sexual act in which a group of men take a girl they're messing around with, put her in a garbage bag, and then proceed to bukkake and urinate upon her, before tying up the bag and tossing it to the curb.
"We're so taking out the trash with this one boys"