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A name given to x-box fanatics mainly used when they spend frequent amounts of time on their console.
The thought that the x-box gives the gamer extreme pleasure when playing.
- 'My life, my boyfriend must have been on his friggin sex-box till 4 this morning!'
'Damn girl, I hear ya, my man's the same!'
- 'I hear your girlfriends back from America?'
'Yeah man, I had a right session last night!'
'Did she enjoy it?'
'Nah man, I meant me and the sex-box.'
- 'You know what, I think me and my boyfriend might be splitting up!'
'What girl? Why - is everything okay?'
'No girl, he doesn't listen to me no more, never looks at me while I'm talking to him, and we never have sex anymore!'
'Sex-box?'
'You got the same problem too, then?'
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Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on
Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on
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When two or more adult males have sex
John is watching TV on his bed, when his boyfriend Leo comes home from the store. The two share a passionate kiss. John smirks devilishly and gestures Leo to come closer. Leo aroused quickly stripes naked. John does the same. John bends over on his knees into position on the bed. Leo quickly shoves his rock hard cock inside of John’s ass. Leo pounds John as hard as he can. John’s sexy moans make Leo cum inside him. After Leo takes his cock out of John’s ass, Leo pins John to the bed and spreads his legs apart while lifting them up. Leo puts his cock slowly in John’s hole. Leo starts pushing in and pulling out at a steady pace. John moans while panting. After a few minutes they both come from pleasure. John, eager to get back at Leo, gets on his knees and starts sucking Leo’s cock. Leo begins to moan with every mouth stroke. John starts to deep throat Leo and fondle his balls. Leo cums uncontrollably into John’s mouth. John swallows it all and kisses the tip of Leo cock as a tease. After the intense sex, Leo’s cock was covered with cum! Surprisingly, Leo’s friend, Kyle, was watching and was shocked. After all that, Leo looked at Kyle with a dirty look. He pinned Kyle to the wall and unzipped his pants. Leo started sucking on Kyle’s cock! Kyle’s moans just made his abs Leo’s cock harder! Soon, Kyle’s cock splattered all over Leo’s face and Leo had licked it all!Gay sex good
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Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.
David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.
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A trail of clothing leading toward an area where sex is taking place. Usually a bedroom, a couch, a cave, where ever two or maybe three, four or five go to get their freak on.
Room Mate #1: Hey Dude, what's all this clothing doing on our floor?
Room Mate #2: It's a sex trail leading to Ryan's room.
Room Mate #1: He must be getting a mouth full up there, look at this bra, 36 MM
Room Mate #2: Yeah, he's a motor boating son of a bitch!
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A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.
Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.
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gay sex is when the larger penis consumes the smaller penis like in slither.io
gay sex = consume smaller penis
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