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Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on
Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on
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A selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during sexual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do with nutritional value, but have everything to do with kinky sex.
When I picked up the PBR at the liquor store I also grabbed a box of slim jims for the sex-buffet.
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