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Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.
I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.
A sweet guy. May or may not be be bi/pan. Definitely some feminine energy, but also masculine. Is genuinely understanding to girls’ plights. Thinks most guys are kinda gross. Can possibly be identified by wearing a pearl necklace or the color pink.
“I’m so sick of these toxic gym bros. I’m looking for a guy with sugar in his tea.”
1 A confuzzling group words mushed together to make a powerful word called UNITY.
2 A jumble of words that take the majority of people a long period of time to understand/get it.
3 The words of a person who got tea in their eye and they are perplexed because they do not know why.
1 While I was walking down the street I saw a guy iwth a shirt that said "You In Eye Tea Why" I think he was some kind of hippie or something.
2 WTF does You In Eye Tea Why mean?? Holy crappers this is driving me nucking futs!!!
3 ....It's self explanitory ^...........
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An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.
Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.
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Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems
Doctor what happend??
louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!
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A couple you see that are all over each other. It makes you wanna throw up. Extreme PDA.
Dude, You and your girlfriend are such Tea Time Party Hoppers. I never see you without you sucking face with her!
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