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When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
I just had the best j a y Black wood
Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.
Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds
Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»
A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
In the auto and mortgage business, a deal that is never moving forward.
That deal is a Natale Wood...dead in the water.
The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry
Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up
The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.
You think I'm fanta wood?
What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!