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Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
When you masturbate my pulling your dick up standing up and letting it go up and down for several seconds
I heard jeff the virgin likes to do the dick wick, that is just said, I hope he gets laid before high school ends...
When you pull out and spray your succulent semen all over a girl or boys back, blow on it a tad bit, then proceed to slap your flaccid cock on their back until it sticks.
It was so hot last night when my dad gave me the dick sticky I almost shot my cat.
When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.
“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”
The gay faggot in the famous discord server fazo r
Random fat faggot: I like ur name bon dick cum But Im calling millie rn
boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, basically a fuckboy
girl you better not tell me you’re with that non-dick
eating ass with a spoon
that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips