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The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.
I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.
When your wang is so small that everytime you bust you cover your balls in jizz like buttering a biscuit on a cold fall morning.
She really enjoyed slupring the love butter off off his dick bickit.
When you make noises with your johnson.
Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.
Saying like bomb, amazing and big dick.
I told my sidie, "you know you want this doddy dick" and she said, "yes because it's amazing."
A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.
Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."
When a man's Dick is the size and width of a Bic lighter.
damn, I was full on excited but then Justin pulled out a 'Bic' Dick and I lost interest so quickly.