when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag
that cleaner just did a dirty kristaps
When someone eats ass for so long that they become a pile of shit and smell really bad
Tylisha gave a dirty havi last night rumor says she’s dead
When the girl is on top and about to cum, then the she starts quoting Harry Potter.
"Avada Kedavra!"- Her
"Did you just Dirty Ris me?"-Him
When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.
Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.
Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*
(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"
A dirty pyper is the act of burping in your wife’s pussy
Honey I’m sorry but I think I might dirty pyper
After a Peasants hockey game you put your mouth on Szabo's butt crack and he drizzels his sweat from his brown Hawaii shirt down his back into your mouth.
That drink tastes worse than a dirty drizzler.