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Why are you crying? Oh, because your not Kristaps
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The name of a strong and handsome man. Kristaps knows what he wants and knows how to get it. He's a bit sensitive, so be careful what you say.
Hey, how's that guy called?
-Oh, that's Kristaps.
-Mhhmm It all makes sense now!
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Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps ΕΎΔ«ds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).
Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.
Cease being such a Kristaps and lend me a fiver!
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A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.
Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.
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A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft
Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis
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When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.
Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?
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when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag
that cleaner just did a dirty kristaps