Any breast milk that’s been put inside ones Anus via enema then pushed out. You receive “titty ass milk”.
Also known as chocolate .butt milk
Rob: hey baby let me get that titty ass milk!
Rashanda: sure thing! Why don’t you pump some milk out ma tits and shove it up my ass, then I’ll squirt squirt it in yo mouth!
A time very late at night or very early in the morning when most people are or ought to be asleep.
My sleep schedule is ruined because my favorite YouTuber uploads at ass o'clock
Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems
This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.
When you grab someone's locked iPhone and take photos of your or your friend's asshole. If you are feeling especially evil, you will fill the phone's memory with countless photos of the ole "puckered starfish".
Someone left their phone on their desk, time for an Ass Attack!
A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.
I'm getting the Ass Badge tonight!
Like “ass cheeks” - when you’re too tired to say it.
Context: at the beach
Boyfriend: hey babe what’s the UV index
Girlfriend: 2
Boyfriend: oh that’s ass chiz