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The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !
A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.
"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.
Another example would be:
Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!
Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.
Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.
(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!
Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.
“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”
“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”
A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.
That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita