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When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.
Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.
When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”
Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl
Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping
"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"
Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.
"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".
A sloppy, loose, floppy, stinky pussy
Natalie has the biggest mud pud ever...
When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.
Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...
This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.
Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.