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A cocky dweeb of a Greek boy who's only comeback is "do you even lift?"
paul: had a nice day at the gym today
gary: Do you even lift?
paul: Gary stop being such a Michael Andreopoulos
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In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.
HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!
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an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time
"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"
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He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit
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A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.
Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.
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The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.
Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.
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Michael Musa was born in Miami, Florida, on April 24th, 2008. in 2011, Michael moved to Rochester, New York, alongside his family, and currently resides there. Not only is he handsome, he's also smart, and funny! Although he gets no bitches (for the time being), he can assure you, its by choice 👌. He loves all things Marvel, DC, and Superheroes in general. His favorite food is any juicy ass burger, and surprisingly isn't a complete fatass. Some of his hobbies include playing videogames, reading books, and spending time with family and friends. Michael does swimming, and is fucking awesome at backstroke. His music taste ranges anywhere from classical, to present day, and in all various forms, such as pop, rock, rap, jazz, etc. His current favorite movies are Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Spider-Man: No Way Home, The Batman, Beverly Hills Cop, The Back to the Future trilogy, The Goonies, and Indiana Jones (Temple of Doom, and Raiders of the Lost Ark). His favorite TV shows at the moment are The Boys, Doom Patrol, The Umbrella Academy, Breaking Bad, The Mandalorian, and Rick and Morty. If you are one of his friends who wound up finding this, SUCK MY COCK, if you by some chance are another Michael Musa, and want to talk about how fucking awesome being a Michael Musa is, add Michael on Discord at the username MusaMan24 and the tag #1874. If you want to add Michael on Snapchat look for Michael Musa, or Musaman24, his bitmoji is the retarded looking one with the sunglasses.
"Michael Musa is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!" -women everywhere
"Michael Musa has like the biggest cock ever, am I right?" -anyone with common sense
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