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A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.
Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."
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Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."
Snowfoxing is defined as when you eat a girl out. One night we asked uncle vern if he “eats that thang” and he said i jump about 4 foot in the air like a snow fox and nose dive into pussy.” Therefor snowfoxing is when you eat a pussy and cause her legs to shake and she achieves orgasm.
Oh my God he snow foxed me by eating me out so good last night that i had 2 orgasms. snow foxing is defined by when a guy eats you out aggressively.
A snow ball containing hidden dog shit.
Tommy knew that the nuclear option was using a dog shit snow ball.
the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.
I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.
Provides loads of that crystalline white stuff skiers and snowboarders alike love to shred.
Dude #1: Wow dude , have you seen how much fresh pow the snow god gave us?
Dude #2 No dude but I'm sure we'll shred all of the gnar!
When you cum in an Indian's mouth then she spits the cum in your mouth
An Indian chick gave me a great bj but then I puked after she snow squalled me
Quirky girl. Name usually has 3 A's in it or starts with S .
Should become a dancer
Alex is such an emo snow person