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you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary
go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you
The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies
Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"
The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.
Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!
The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.
Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"
Where some one has a penis and a vagina
Hey that person has penis vagina
A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.
Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher