bone through the phone

to sexually talk to someone through the phone and telling the other what you want to do to them at the moment. pretend like your having sex but talking on the phone.

dude: yo girll i wanna hit that so badd. i wud just shove my dick in yo my mouth and have you work.
i wanna bone through the phone to you.

Chick: oh yeahhh baby i wanna deepthroat rightt now.

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T-Bone Slam

When you have sex with a guy named Troy and he slams his genitalia into your rectum.

Ho#1: So girl how was your night with Troy?

Ho#2: It was fun until he gave me the T-Bone Slam! I can't sit down!!!!

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Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

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Bone apple tea

Someone misheard "bon appetit" and assumed it was a mashup of these words. Although they have correctly defined it as a phrase said before eating something delicious, and as being French in origin. Literally "good appetite!"

Adam: "Oh, our food's here! This smells amazing."
Jacqueline: "Let's eat! Bon appétit!"

(Bone apple tea)

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Old bag of bones

A skinny old person. Usually used as a derogatory term.

(While walking through an old, abandoned house)

Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"

Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"

Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"

Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"

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t-bone flaps

Large meaty type (almost boney) vaginal lips known as t-bone flaps.

Whoopie Goldberge allegedly has t-bone flaps.

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Bone Apple Tea

Its like Italian or French or European or some shit but it means that the food bout be good as shit

"Happy birthday my nigga"
"ey bone apple tea, eat some muthafuckin cake"

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