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5 liars who said they're going to be back together in 18 months but they dropped out of school and can't really do math so here we are, still waiting.
They're also the sexiest man (and the only man i like, cuz I'm probably a lesbian) alive. The band members are Louis Tomlinson (boobear), Liam Payne (daddy direction), Niall Horan (the irish one), Harry Styles (bottom) and Zayn Malik (Zack, Ringo)
Someone: Yo, you still listen to one direction?
Directioner: WHY WOULDN'T I ?!
Signed, sealed, and made a permanent deal. You might not even realize it should be that permanent until someone else points it out to you.
Bill: idk dude first started to ignore her and flirt with other girls and then she shoved me in a closet and gave me a blowie.
Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.
Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.
when one has hooked yet another steewhead while his buddy is currently skunked as it gets. chilling aat the vedder river with all the asian flossers is the prime time to use such vocabulary.
"float goes under" Nudder one Nudder one
When one says they are going to get one drink and end up getting drunk.
n., a person who sleeps with (and therefore enjoys many of the social priveledges administered to) an entertainer, especially a Disc Jockey
Where'd he find THAT hott plus one!?!?!
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When a girl does a complete one hundred degree turn as she is screwing her man from on top of him. To accomplish she must be flexible enough to do her feat without the penis coming out of the vagina. Hence, she must be juicy within to be able to then screw her guy while facing the same direction. This has 2 advantages- the woman can control the rhythm and she can also play with her clit simultaneously so as to have multiple orgasms. From the man's standpoint, it is great as he can relax his body with the exception of his erect dick as the woman abuses him.
Man, I was banging that little skinny chick last night and she pulled a one eighty on me! She may look average but when she's in the sack she is a monster!
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A lone wolf who stands alone. Strong and reliable.
Yeah, that one guy is really helpful.
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