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A friend who is not exactly an acquaintance, but, will never be the first hand option to hang out with, invite to social events or chat.
"Did you invite Sarah to go to the mall with us tomorrow?"
"Nah, she's just a back pocket friend, she's not fun to hang out with"
The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.
Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!
when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police
daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death
Slang for having two penises; or a transvestite female.
"She looked questioningly at me when I told her about the gremlin in my pocket." or "That girl has a gremlin in her pocket."
Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.
Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.
I was licking her hot silk pocket all night, she tasted a bit sweaty!