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when your grandma and grandpa doesn't like to cook on thje stove and they cook in the toilet, and that makes mushroomm soup in my mouth.
Bertilda: I want nuked bunny sandwiches if you dont gimme i will get my revolver and murder you
Sandy moshipo: no, you ate 3 slices of pizza on the toilet 3 centimeters ago.
bertilda: *loads gun*
Sandy died the end.
Moral: always obey your friend if they have a revolver on you.
They are technically partners in crime.
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a fat girl you can get action with simply by purchasing them a sandwich
Guy 1 : I like that fat girl.
Guy 2 : Thats simple shes a buy a sandwich girl!
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When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.
You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.
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When two men put both of their dicks inside one single condom and then jerk off together.
Brian: Hey can I borrow a condom? My boyfriend wants to make a Steel City Sandwich tonight.
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When two or more females perform the scissor manoeuvre on each other. All participants must have a yeast infection and be willing to swap clumps with each other .
Hey Brad, did you see that Lebanese Chicken Sandwich category on Pornhub?
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The exact meal that is given out at Guantanamo Bay in the second Harold & Kumar movie.
Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.
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An action in sex, where a man ejaculates in between the breasts of a well endowed girl of brown-black skin tone, hence symbolizing the two sweet chocolate wafers and the gooey white center in between
I would love to give an ice cream sandwich to that black chick Mmmmmmmm!
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