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Zombie of Spanish descent; Especially agile and extra dangerous. Immune to all thought of Zombie defenses. In other words, you will die.
The boy was impaled by a ferocious Mexican Zombie.
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A guy who makes weird noises for no reason and claims he can take over Mexico. He disapears and reapears in creepy ways.
Justin: Where's Jonathan
Roah:Idk, he is such a mexican jiggalo!
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Jonathan Willden
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short mexican ( soo short when he stands up from chair U think he is still setting down )
mexican runt sawed off and short about 5 foot 2 on his knees prayed let my dick be size of cabasa now his cock is 12 inches long he is only 4 foot 2. Strange how that works!
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The action of slurping up pube hair like miniature noodles. Often cum is mixed in the pubes to make an alfrado like sauce.
Dude she came over last thursday and I served her up some of my famous mexican spaghetti with my hand made alfrado sauce.
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A short statured law student who pretends that he is italian and tells bad jokes. He usually acts like he knows alot about sports as well, and has been known to be in France making comments such as, "man, if Phil Jackson was coaching the US mens soccer team they would dominate" and "Can you imagine if Brian Urlacher and Ray Lewis played soccer?" One of the mexican leprechaun's most famous moves is overstating his athletic ability, saying things such as: "I would be red carded in a heartbeat in soccer cause i would just slidetackle the shit out of people."
Lets go kick the shit out of that Mexican leprechaun and give him a swamp rocket!
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A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!
Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?
Fred:*Pukes*
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we use mexican credit card it better than that old brick.
hay amigo are you haveing trouble using mexican key??
Try my mexican credit card, me madre gave this old thing to me, said it was mexican law .
mexican credit card is good for many things ( house key car key) use it at 7-11 after midnight.
PS if U see gringo policeman keep ur hands out of your pockets they no understand every mexican has BIG credit cards!!!!
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