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cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee

1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.

by Stan West October 19, 2004

78πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


crack whore

Your slutty excuse for a mother!

Last night that bitch mother of your's slobbed my knob for an eightball of ajax, sometimes that crack whore amazes even me.

by NothinButDaTruth April 18, 2006

4πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


cracked out of turn

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the con itself.

I had totally gotten away with it until my little brother cracked out of turn.

by Gimbo is all in February 25, 2008


Go Crack Sum

Term started by rookie of the year ReggieCuhh. β€œGo Crack Sum” was created to help the youth start fucking again and to help people get bitches on their dick.

Friend 1: β€œNew iphone is coming out soon, I need to get that asap”

Friend 2: β€œNah cuh u need to go crack sum bro. This shit getting ridiculous”

by bigd543 March 26, 2022

41πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


crack whore hot

When a bitch is looking ugly as shit, but there's something about her that gets you sprung even though she's a nasty-ass bitch. Sometimes, these bitches be lookin like they got smashed in the face with a frying pan, or have some fetal alcohol syndrome shit. But they've got a bangin' body or some other quality that makes them fuckable.

Christina Ricci, Chloe Sevingy, Monica Lewinsky, etc. Those bitches are crack whore hot.

by Dingleberry Tatas June 14, 2008

113πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Crack O' Lantern

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.

I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.

by Joey Paisan July 18, 2011

50πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

by pfc. Snowball March 2, 2009

76πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž