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The sequel to World War I
1. An overrated massive war you've probably heard about a trillion times (because it was the last justified war in the Western world, unlike Vietnam, Falklands, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.) between various countries, particularly the Allies vs Axis powers, the most popular contendants are USA, UK, Russia, France, Germany and Japan, but seemingly people forget Canada, Australia, China, etc.
It occured between 1939 and 1945 (not 1941-1945, contrary to what the United States Education System says, just because USA entered the war then).
2. A war in many First Person Shooter games where one person (usually American) singlehandedly defeats an entire German Army and the wins the war.
You're always told to thank World War II veterans (who themselves just want to chill and forget about the war) that you can speak, write, speak English, read, shit freely etc. despite the fact WWII ended 65 years ago and the world has moved on. I do not care if some crazy Austrian-German man in the 1930's wanted to conquer the world and exterminate retards and jews, hasn't many countries such as Britain did that like 100 times already? Isn't USA doing that now by killing the world with its mass produced McDonalds resteraunts making everyone obese and shitty cars that break down easily, or cheaply made Xbox 360 consoles that blow up in your face, oh and lets not forget dawdling their dick in Iraq in some attempt to take their oil and force a flawed "democracy" down their neck?
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Started by Germany and Japan, finished by Russia and America (we helped as well), some very nasty stuff went on as well on ALL sides, I dont have time to go into it, its best left in the past though.
Hitler 1945: FFS, whats all these explosions?
Goebbles: Thats the Russians Mein Fuhrer, I dont think theyre very happy with you.
Hitler: Oh fuck, I guessed that means weve lost World War 2 then?
Goebbles: fraid so.
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Two or more things in the same instance that are together but don't belong together.
1. Wow, that Ric Flair 80's LJN is a good case of bizzaro world at work.
2. The Freebirds in front of the WWF logo looks like bizzaro world to me.
3. Wow! Sonic on a Nintendo system. That sounds like bizzaro world to me.
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Problems only experienced by wealthy people
And don't talk about the cap of Gil , people who have ocd can't see 999.999.999 what is this? - Raza Lee 2019
That's like, the definition of First World Problems right there
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A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.
I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.
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Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become the United Countries of the World and it would become a world nation. There would be no more war. Antarctica would just become a single country owned by the United Countries of the World.
Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.
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the best world cup in history of all soccer tournaments. Korea shouldve won it all, but unfortunately, the game vs. germany was fixed.
MAN! korea shouldve won world cup 2002!
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