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A small Redneck town in south-central Pennsylvania, where all the hicks fly Confederate flags even though E-town is north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Oh my, look at that guy, He only has 2 teeth and 7 fingers! He must be from E-town!
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a town in the middle of nowhere that is vermont.
"So where are you from"
"P-town"
"....where?"
"Poultney"
"...?"
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T-town is the nick name of Tecumseh, Ontario since 1876. STRAIGT UP G SHIT
Lets go to T-town and smoke some bud.
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A member of a group of people that hang out with people that meet their criteria for being worthy to befriend. Said people drop out of sports after freshman year, think that sparks is hardxcore alcohol, use one person of the group because they have their license, talk shit about one another behind the other persons back,do whatever is best for them and don't care about anyone else,think that they are strong and can fight apparently when they haven't hit the gym since freshman football season. Many members of this elite group smoke cigarettes, swindle clothes off of people, steal stuff and deny it,come to basketball tryouts for 2 days and make a big deal out of it and then you don't see them at basketball ever again because they blame it on "having too much going on." I know smokings cigarettes is hard and so is driving around at night waisting your parents hard earned money on that gas card to fuel the Jeep Cherokee that mommy bought for them. These people may think they are upper class because their parents might have a little money so they think that they are popular and people like them when these people have no common sense about anything at all. Constantly say things like " ay yo brah we gonna drink some sparks and some icehouse tonight or what?" " doz n e 1 have a house that wii kan uze 2 "party" at.
" idk ill check to see whats goin on tonight with my people."
These people believe that they are alcoholics and have life hard. They attract attention by talking about committing suicide because life is so hard.
Don't get down on life if they don't want to hang out with you, realize that you're better than them and get true friends.
badass: "yo i was at this girls house last night with the rest of my crew and i got this girl drunk off of a sparks and she gave me head it was so sweet."
decent highschool kid: cool i have been trying to find a job, a decent girlfriend, lift, play football and be able to kick your crews ass at the same time, maintain a good gpa, and be able to outdrink the entire crew combined.
badass: " no way man i wrestle and have a shit record so i can beat your ass when i can't bench 135 10 times, and i can outdrink you."
normal kid" oh really what do you drink?"
badass: " man you don't even know one time i was at this kids house and i took a shot of beer every minute for an hour!!!"
normal kid: "wow no way!!! last weekend i got some grey goose last and we made skittles and got trashed and saturday night me and my friend demolished a bottle of 153 proof diesel!"
badass: "your a liar."
normal kid: " no really, ask someone that was there"
badass: "well i can still play beer pong better than you"
normal kid: " not a chance in hell you'll be trashed off 2 cups"
badass: " no ill drink 2 30 packs of icehouse right now"
normal kid: " I'll beat your ass so bad you won't have any face left"
badass: " doesn't matter im a small town celebrity and i run the town"
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1.)The city of Winamac, Indiana. Located in Pulaski County.
"Let's go up to Mac-Town & try to pick up some of them fine-ass ladies."
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when four guys fuck one girl; two in the front and two in the back. eventually the piece of skin will rip and the 4 dicks will meet in the middle.
i can't sit for 3 weeks because 4 guys just gang raped me and gave me a hagar town rip
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(adj)- in sports; it is a person (general manager, owner, etc) who believes a player from a different city is a quality player, when in actuality it is the national media hyping the play of said player.
Hopefully Matt Forte will gain enough national credit to attract "out of town stupid" gm's to trade a good player for him.
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