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A damn turkey is another word for a stupid person, or a straight up asshole. If you want to call someone an asshole, and can't, just replace it with damn turkey.
"You just messed up my tablet, you damn turkey."
When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”
hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?
An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.
The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.
"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.
- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?
When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.
Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.