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A Park Service employee who regularly herds turkeys. Also know as a Posie Sniffer.
I've been dating this hot girl that work up in the park. She's a total turkey herder!
A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.
That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.
A damn turkey is another word for a stupid person, or a straight up asshole. If you want to call someone an asshole, and can't, just replace it with damn turkey.
"You just messed up my tablet, you damn turkey."
When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”
hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?
An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.
The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.
"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.
- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?