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The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
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A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.
Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.
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Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
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A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.
Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.
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When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.
She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.
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It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.
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