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when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.
Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.
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A large penis.
The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.
Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.
What Carrie really wants is a baby's arm holding an apple.
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Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.
The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack
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The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.
My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.
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1.) To be gay or lesbian
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual
Jim roams like thin apples.
That guy?! Please.....he roams like thin apples. It's so obvious!
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Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.
Hey mom, don't worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.
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