go ascotting

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'

"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"

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Going to the Jungle

Going down on a girl that hasn't shaved her downstairs. This could also refer to going down on a guy but it's less common.

There's a lot of places I'm willing to go, but the jungle ain't one of 'em baby.

Wish me luck boys, I'm going to the jungle.

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Going to IHOP

For an offensive lineman to amass at least four or more 'pancakes' against an opposing defensive player within a single football game. This includes methods of blocking such as cut-blocks and double-teaming.

"YEA BRO, WE'RE GOING TO IHOP TONIGHT!"

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I'd Go there

Rhetorical phrase used to appropriate sexual desire toward individuals who would not normally attract erotic attention; Senior Citzens, People with excessive plastic surgery, Mutants, Penguins etc

"...What do you mean, you don't want to date my Grandma? I'd got there?"

"....I don't know guys, that Penguin is hot! I'd go there...."

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Going green

When you attempt to smash a beer can off someone’s head in order to make it smaller for recycling. Funnier when the can doesn’t crush, and you just knock them silly and put a ring on their forehead.

“Megan just hit me in the head with a beer can and declared she was ‘going green’!”

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Go The Knuckles

A term used to describe having to fight someone with no other options left

"There were 3 or 4 guys that had me backed into a corner so I had to go the knuckles to get out of there"

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Go monkey

The most suspenseful form of craziness. Only a few people can actually reach the level of go monkey. Some extraordinary humans are lucky to reach go ape.

Hey man you see mike Tyson go monkey on his opponent last night

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