why are you guys showing me your jewellery what's this a "qvc" moment
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When someone says anything and you have no opinion.
Friend: Hey I just got 13 kills in Fortnite!
Me: ok moment
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Similar to a blonde moment. An act of great stupidity or retardedness.
Guy: im going to paint a self portrait
Girl: WAIT, of who?????
Guy: I think you just had an olivia moment. Unlucky
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when you are trying to gaslight or be ironic so hard your brain collapses into itself.
he simped for elelgard so hard that its become a reality and he no longer thinks right, what a nuggets moment
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A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.
developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"
One week later.
boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."
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manipulating somebody for your own benefit and fake being a respectable person.
A: Hey, I just found out my ex has been using me.
B: Viks moment!!!
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Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.
Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.
Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.
Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.
I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.
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