Up The Duff

Pregnant (Australian)

Did you hear?! Babs finally has one 'Up The Duff'! They've been trying so hard! I'm sooo happy for her!!!

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Put It Up

When a bottle of soda is almost empty and you drink the rest straight out of the bottle.

You: There's only about a glass of cola left in this bottle, you want some man?

Friend: I'm good , just put it up.

You: Okay (drinks the rest of the soda from the bottle)

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deuce it up

to take a big shit; the phrase is used most appropriately when prairie doggin, that is, when the rectum has reached critical shit capacity and the pressing need to shit dominates.

Dude, I have to go right fuckin now. I gotta deuce it up!

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Bird up

The worst show on Television.

It's Bird Up!!!

The worst show on television!!!

! ! ! ! ! (cuck-uck!!)

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Front Up

v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.

"I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 12.00 hours, eh?"

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up the Harris

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.

"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"

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up the left

N. Ireland phrase. Describes something gone wrong or something in bad shape. Similar to the phrase describing something that has gone pearshaped.

The engine in my car blew up so it was safe to say it was up the left and I wouldn't be driving anywhere.

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