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A saying in Snapchat captions after taking a picture of your baby and then drawing an eyepatch on the baby.
Oh no baby pirates
Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.
Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.
Someone who by their existence is robbing you of the air you breathe.
He's a good for nothing air pirate
When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.
Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.
A delicious mixed drink with Grenadine, Rum, and Diet Coke on the rocks.
This Queer Pirate is kicking my ass!
The art of carrying more then six hotdogs
I noticed my coworker leaving the cafeteria pirate wheeling towards the office