blue screen of death

what you see after you fall asleep wating for windows to work.

Damn all you lucky linux users for saving money on a good OS.

*YAWWWWWWWWWN* Wow windows sure goes slo.. FUCK, THAT DAMN BLUE SCREEN AGAIN!!! IM GETTIN LINUX!!!

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Paper Cut of Death

a method of taiwanese torture where one is given a bad paper cut on their jugular vein on their neck and then left to bleed out until the information is given

Did you hear Mark was given the Paper Cut of Death in Taiwan

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barverian death mask

to place your anus over someones nose & place ur testicals over the eyes of a passed out friend

to properly perform the Barverian death mask a firm seal is required around the nose , feel free to fart

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Life N Death

The greatest group of Tyrants to ever roam the Fabar server on the Massive Multi player Online Game, Outwar.

Life N Death made people quit.

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Sweet release of death

What I really need now.

dude: give me a sweet release of death

dude: ya.

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Red Ring of Death

Something that eventually will happen once to anyone that has an XBOX360, if not a few times, also known as RROD

Guy: I had to wait 20 days just to get my 360 back
Other Guy: Why?
Guy: Because it has the Red Ring of Death
Other guy: u phail!!11!!1!!

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Death Knight Syndrome

This is the elitist attitude World of Warcraft players get after playing the Death Knight class for too long.

This attitude comes primarily from the Death Knight's ability to cause massive amounts of damage with little player effort. Soon the player realizes that he causes far more damage than everyone else & eventually concludes that he is a better player. In reality Death Knights are just over-powered, and everyone knows it.

Death Knight Syndrome at its finest:

One night in a Heroic Naxx raid...

John (Death Knight): Hey, this warlock in blues is *only* doing 2400 dps, can you boot him from the raid or something?

Me (raid leader): He's here on time every week & pays attention. Plus he's a nice guy.

John: Seriously, this free-loader is draggin' us down, we might not get epix... please boot him.

Me: John its fine! stfu & relax, not every class can /faceroll to 4000 dps like you.

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