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When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.
When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.
After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.
The act of dropping a deuce in the cup that holds the toilet cleaning brush, and replacing the brush into the fresh dump.
That bar was horrible, but don't worry, I brush cup dumped and left no tip.
When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan
I’m just going to dump a lump
While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
Australian (Queensland) slang for the bird species Ibis due to the vast numbers found at municipal landfills, dumps and tips.
The sky is full of dump birds. There must be a refuse centre nearby.
When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.
Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!