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A male preening gesture, whereby a man wearing a suit extends both his arms rapidly outwards (i.e. shoot), so that his dress shirt sleeves extend nicely beyond his suit sleeves.
Ready for the big dance? You look good in that suit. Shoot your cuffs for me. There, much better.
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A figure of speech which implies that you must be thoroughly prepared before engaging in a certain event. Usually, factors such as health physical stamina and mental state fall into what could be considered a "normal" state. however when the term eat your wheaties is directed at you this is done to inform you that to compete you must supercede normal levels of functioning.
The other day some guy at the bar told me that he could beat me in darts and i told him child please u better eat your wheaties.
While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.
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What people say when you get too nosy.
Also what people say when you ask for too many details.
Hey Sam, I slept with this guy a few months ago
What? When? Who?
Nevermind. It is none of your concern.
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A figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from be cool through to STFU.
Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.
'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."
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An insult used by Year 5 kids to insult eachother. Usually, a brave kid will say 'no you'. The one who started is called gay for however long the others decide.
Bill: Your mum gay.
Gareth: No you.
Year 5 kids: Bill is gay! Bill is gay! Bill is gay!
Bill is ruined for life
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to ejaculate a huge amount of semen
man you were just blowing your load all over the place with that chick
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An expression used when a girl is just too hot for you and you have absolutely no chance with her.
Dude don't even try it, she's way out of your league.
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