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Ejaculation achieved via solely the thought of ejaculation i.e. no fantasies, porn, toys or physical assistance.
Because of his isolation from the world, he achieved a pure nut.
When you NUT so hard, the semen doesn't appear until 5 minutes after. You will nut, but the semen will be trapped between time and space for 5 minutes, before reappearing in the position where you busted you nut.
Jesus: Oh shit, I accidentally Spacial Nutted again. I'd better leave before my semen appears.
*5 minutes later*
José: Oh my god jesus what the fuck is this where did it come from?!
Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.
1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).
2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.
3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).
This is what you call "nut cream".
- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!
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a term of endearment, a put down, in reference as you being equal to a dogs nuts. a real winner.
Shut your mouth dog nuts. Ol dog nuts over here.
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1. To sarcastically berate a friend, by referencing a slang term for the male testicles.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
Person A: You seem not to have any holiday spirit, mind if I sing?
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!
Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!
Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!
Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!
Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?
Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!
Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
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Someone who performs the service of tickling a nutsack for 13.95 a tickle. Or for 12.95 if they are a card carrying union member. (Union Members have health care)
"Hey nut tickler you got change for a $20?"
"Will you tickle one of my nuts for half price or is the price per sack, Nut tickler?"
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dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
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