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Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.
Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background
Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car
"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"
To check your phone compulsively and without necessity
jeez, i can't stand being around mandy irl. tried to talk to her for 5 minutes and she phoned out on me twice!
A sexual act where a woman gets onto her knees as the man stands over her with his legs spread. She proceeds to place the tip of her finger into the mans ring piece as if inserting some change. She then places his erect cock onto her ear and talks into the mans arse hole. To hang up the call the man will usually take a steaming hot shit right in her gob just like a dirty Bosnian Phone Box.
Man my wife loved the Bosnian phone box I gave her last night, I’d eaten a hot tikka masala the night before too!
Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.
source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.
I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.