Nando Play

Whereby the food from Nandos can be substituted for foreplay.

Person A: My girl felt like spoiling me so she went and brought me some Nandos, it made me horny.
Person B: Man, you had yourself some Nando Play.

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Two Best Friends Play

Mat and Pat are two "best friends" who play random video games. They most commonly tease and bully each other as they play and even fight each other, when the can, in video games. But these antics are what make them so entertaining. They are part of the Machinima and TheSw1tcher you tube director/producer groups. They often have funny animation intro's that show just how good these boys get along. Pat is known to be the meanest and crudest of the two boys and Mat is more like the punching bag of the two. Although mat has thrown a few "punches" at Pat several times before. However they do appear to get along in a couple videos such as the Two Best Friends Play - Persona 4, Two Best Friends Play - Man Vs. Wild, and Two Best Friends Play: Rise of Nightmares. And they do have some rather foul language and adult themed comments through out most of their videos. They are still quite funny and at 57,215 subscribers they are not the most popular, however they deserve a lot more!

Two best Friends Play-Rise Of Nightmares

Pat: well that was shocking

Mat: Looks like he was caught hanging around

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tryna play Black Ops

to request to have sex with multiple male friends

"Yo you tryna play black ops?"
"Nah man you always ask that"

Now you're playing with power

Nintendo marketing slogan from the 1980s and 1990s.

No, Bobby, just because the Nintendo commercial said "Now you're playing with power!" doesn't mean you get to plug this pair of scissors into an electrical outlet!

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

He's not playing with a full deck

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.

Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck

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you play too much

When a guy or girl says this to you it can mean two things:

1. You don't take things serious enough
2. You mess around with them too much

1. Girl: come here daddy ;)
Boy: girl you play too much :/

2. Girl: tell me how you really feel
Boy: I hate you
Girl: you play too much smh

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