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Double scissor suck

Traditionally done when two men (typically homosexuals but not always) are given a blow job from the same person. In order for both of their genitalia to line up they get into a scissor position with balls and dicks touching. This way the sucker can get both dicks in his (or her)mouth at the same time.

Hey Jeevan that guy over there offered you and Jonny a double scissor suck because he thinks you’re both hot as hell.

by Buck master January 8, 2021


Suck a girlcock day

Suck a girlcock day is a day celebrated every march 13th.

Person 1: Oh boy! Suck a girlcock day!
Person 2: i can't wait to suck my trans girlfriends girlcock!

by lynnlikeswomen February 27, 2023

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Captain Dick Suck

captain dick suck

A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!

Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?

by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018


Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.

Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.

by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011


Suck e rod

Suck dat boi rod.

“Omg did you see Snatgod last night he been getting his rod suck up “ cabbage been soaking wet 🥬

Suck e rod

by Snatgod June 24, 2021


Suck my sheep

An alternative to "Suck my dick" only funnier and does not make sense.

person1: "you're weird."
person2: "suck my sheep."

by SuckMySheep September 2, 2021


suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021