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Noun. A trait of professors whose coursework is made difficult by presentation or articulation. Their subject is not inherently difficult, but may seem that way because of their wording/instructions.
Noun. Characterized by run-on sentences and wordiness. Written in a distracting cadence.
"That class is high amplitude sucking at its worst. It's as if her parents beat her every time she spoke directly."
"H.A.S. ruined my night. That entire chapter could have been summed up in a paragraph. I will never get those 2 hours of my life back."
"The H.A.S. is strong with this one. Gave me an all clear on a rough draft. Got a C on the final draft.
Suck a girlcock day is a day celebrated every march 13th.
Person 1: Oh boy! Suck a girlcock day!
Person 2: i can't wait to suck my trans girlfriends girlcock!
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captain dick suck
A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.
Thank you- captain dick suck!
Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?
When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!
Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...
Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
Suck dat boi rod.
“Omg did you see Snatgod last night he been getting his rod suck up “ cabbage been soaking wet 🥬
Suck e rod
An alternative to "Suck my dick" only funnier and does not make sense.
person1: "you're weird."
person2: "suck my sheep."
When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.
I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.