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The best thing ever, nothing beats it
Mark slowly and passionately shoves his hard cock up derreks ass
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This is gay sex
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the ultimate pick-up line, coined by the defense minister of Iraq, as soon as someone says it to another person, their clothes disappear into the void and they immediately start sexing uncontrollably, currently, there is only one recorded person in history that was strong enough to resist it.
"i want fuck you sex sex sex"
*they start sexing*
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A sex pest is a person that is overly sexual with people that do not want his/hers/their advances. They may say things to make people uncomfortable or send unsolicited nudes. They are not usually self aware of their sex pestery.
Hey, did Jessi send you unsolicited nudes? She's a real sex pest.
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Roblox sex, V, This is the term used when 12 year-olds finaly lose a roblox charactors virginity and bust thier first Nut and clap some ass and eat the roblox pussy
kid: Omg my roblox gf wana bang
(Roblox Sex begins)
other kid: OMG YES cool
Kid: -resumes to grab pp-
Other kid: Whoa
Roblox GF: Strips and Begins to twerk on the kids roblox torso
Kid: -Begins to jerk-
Mom:WHAT THE FUCK!?
mom: -beats kid- BAD
Other Kid: -runs away-
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Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.
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Sex that is boring, just like Pong.
Lachlan: Dude, this chick and I had some really bad pong sex. I could almost hear the beeping noises!
Freddy Mercury: Unlucky man, at least you didn't get AIDS.
Lachlan: Shouldn't you be dead?