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Jordan Derosia

1.the most amazing girl ever.
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world

person:You see that girl over there.
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous

by GOON25 February 8, 2009


Jordan snell

A Man with a 14 inch Wong Unable to keep a girl Happy

You are a proper Jordan snell

by BIC PEN February 4, 2018


Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020


Jordan Frazier II

a big dick femboy who doesn’t use his genitalia advantage and gets fucked in his ass somewhat similar to the streamer formerly known as “Sketch” but now renamed “Stretch” and Ramello Rogers also takes penis’s and put’s the tips up to his nostrils and lets the guys cum shoot up his nose

Bro Jordan Frazier II just gave me an insane experience last night then we went munting

by peter griffin sama July 10, 2024


Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text

Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.

by Anon poop May 9, 2013

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erin jordan

erin jordan is a skinni qween who is addicted to sims 4, she loves the vampires game pack and tries to persuade her friend liam to buy it but he doesnt have an iq of a 3 year old so he doesnt waste his money, shes a slag but a rich one and loves her cats so much. shane dawson style

did you heer erin jordan got her cat?

yeah, she shoves her dick in it.

* shanae stop quaking * 💅

by peachesisqueen420 August 14, 2019


jordan ashleigh

she is the baddest of baddest bitches 💅🏽 girl can suck sum dick!! can steal your man quick. most likely has nose piercings & a beautiful smile. 😀 lonely on the inside & overthinks alot but strives to be a nfl wife. 🙏🏽

jordan ashleigh girl i love you!!!

by realassho November 22, 2021