The worst insults ever to be created if you tell anybody this they will spontaniously combust and be turned into ashes
Person 1:Ur grandpap trap
Person 2:Ur universe unisex
(Person one catches on fire out of no where, turns to ashes and is blown away
A place where reject exchange students and local crackheads are forced together in a broken down concentration camp. Without even alcohol.
Demographics:
19% Exchange students who weren't smart enough to go somewhere else
31% Proud MAGA hat owners only there to collect loan money
50% People who think they have a single right to be proud of their school
"I kinda wanna go to a cheaper school"
"Man, no, they're all just 'Rogers State University's!"
Unknown.
Consist of a shit ton of people who don’t want to be here
“Have you ever heard of Cardinal Stritch University?”
“Don’t you mean Satan’s ass crack?”
A place for bad students who want to get a good degree. It's a school of crackheads who either spend their 4 years depressed with good grades, or high off of Redbull with bad grades. They're not much of party animals but they're animals still. They have beef with Northwestern students but nobody knows why. Also: the Laffer Conspiracy.
Ummm...I guess Georgetown University in Qatar
Arkansas State University (ASU) is a prestigious institution of higher learning located in the thriving metropolis of Jonesboro, Arkansas. This intellectual oasis is known for its cutting-edge research in fields like "Crop Dusting 101", "Underwater Basket Weaving", and "Advanced Squirrel Watching". ASU is the place to be if you aspire to be a fratty redneck, a shitty student athlete, a fucking fugitive terrorist, a socially inept autist, or a rugby player. You know you're at A-State when half the campus is decked out in Razorback gear, and the other half is wondering if they accidentally signed up for the wrong college.
"I got into ASU! Yeah, not Arizona State, but Arkansas State University. Close enough, right?"
A liberal arts school also known as STU in Fredericton, NB. Athletics are the heart and soul of this school as they bring in money to pay for the unending debt under the schools name. Specifically the hockey team who gets more attention than anyone/team. A Tim Hortons and Subway fulfill the food options in JDH. In the back corner you can find all the athletes pretending to do homework. The rest of the students do their best to stay away from this area. The classes are easy and the campus has 6 buildings all within 1 minute walking distance. STU encourages people to be whoever they want. You can find people walking around with weird coloured hair and unfashionable clothes on. Everyone is free to give their opinion and do not care if they hurt others feelings. People who graduate from STU are not likely to go anywhere far in life unless they do post grad. The most valuable thing taught at STU is how to use the bussing system and how to respect the native land on which the school resides.
Job interviewer: it says here you went to St. Thomas University. What did you take?
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.
Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.
A Steven universe move where depressed elastic girl wanna kill steven because he's PINK DIAMOND.
HIM: Hey have you seen Steven universe the movie
Me: YES