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Due to a rebellion in Algeria, a new constitution was adopted, because four whole French republics weren’t enough…
Joe: What is the full name of France
Candice: It’s full name is the Fifth French Republic
Joe: Were four French republics not enough
Candice: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
While docking using the foreskin of another man's penis for a pocket vagina.
Brad's supple and soft foreskin was more than adequate for prime ejaculation during a quick French Cupcake.
One that excels at the art of cunnilingus and/or analingus
The date wasn’t great but he was a French whisperer, so I may keep his number.
The act of making your urine multishot (split urine) and then spraying it at another woman with malicious intent.
Jenna: "I was totally French Gunfired last night!"
A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers
Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15
When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.
Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.
The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard
Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.