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When a male human being has sex to hard and it gets sweaty 🥵
EWWWWWW you have dick sweat!!!
Pretty much Nick in a nutshell. It's exactly how it sounds.
Wow... Nick is such a fucking Tiny Dick Slave lmao
A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.
“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”
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When you get the flu and can't shower for a month straight, your dick gets dirty and yeast-infested
Jeff take a fucking shower, you got yeast dick
A group of men jerking off and making truffle butter
"Hey dude wanna be in a dick cluster "
"Yes totally dude but no homo"
When your dick has chips hanging off of it like a pinecone
OH SHIT!!!! Feel my pinecone dick